Under-proved but still praised?
And when everyone in the raffle brain institute Bake Off tent is suffused to boiling point with worry and vw discounts due to scandal sympathy about her plight, she goes in for the kill; steaming towards cake-based triumph like a dreadnought on a mission, trampling all-comers in her path.
Instead of looking like groomed hosts, they look like two stable girls who got soaked at the bus stop.Take her mango and nigella seed spelt cob, produced in this weeks signature bake.Her route to the 2013 Bake Off crown seems unstoppable.The kettle.Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood: Tandoh is yet to respond to Hollywood's question on Twitter.Poor Frances was baffled: evidently no one had ever told her that before.But theres a problem.Does Paul Hollywood fancy her as well?" to all the bros who hate social media, who pit it against 'real life' - I never would've had courage to be me w/out twitter's queer queenssic.".But they had about as much chance of winning as former political pundit John Sergeant or ex-MP Ann Widdecombe had in Strictly Come Dancing - another faux reality show that manipulates us every step of the way.We need to talk about Ruby.If anything, one glance at her passion fruit pastries made them love her even more.For Ruby likes to pretend she cant do anything properly, from lining a cake tin to turning on the bloomin oven.I have never even used a wooden spoon before.Despite all this, I really, really want her to win.Poor, feeble little thing, in her hipster shoes and heartbreaker ankles and denim bib dress.After the jam and cream fillings, the chocolate ganache and the syrup glazes, The Great British Bake Off has left a nasty taste in the mouth.
Watch with growing horror as she tentatively sneaks up on a bowl of cake batter as if it were quicksand.
"gal-dem in conversation with Ruby Tandoh - gal-dem".